blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

(via softwaring)

c0gnitive-dissonance:

urbanartnerd:

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

the struggle.

My bank says no but my stomach says yes

(Source: sassykardashian)

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

(via come-as-y0u-were)

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